So those techno-freaks over on ScrewAttack tried to badmouth me: [link]

but GUESS WHAT it didn't work. I'm way too awesome to let a couple nerds bring me down

Oh, WHO THE HELL AM I KIDDING, I'M A FAILURE
MOM WAS RIGHT, I DIDN'T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING,
I LIVE OFF OF BOTTLE DEPOSIT MONEY, I HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN MONTHS, I LIVE IN A BOILER ROOM AT A RECYCLING PLANT FOR GOD'S SAKE
EVEN BUBSY THINKS I'M PATHETIC

okay calm down, awesome, get a hold of yourself
i need to settle down
i'll go chain myself to a redwood or something